I just have to tell you somethin. There is a new love interest in Melinda’s life. Thats right that cheating whore finally got a man of her own. His name is Jamal and he live in the apartment just beneath her. I have got to say that He is one ugly sake of man. He has to weight over three hundred pounds and for god sakes can you take a break from the cigar. I mean we get it already. Anyways Melinda seems very happy for the first time in a few decades and to be honest it has reminded me why I became friends with her in the first place. It has just lead to much deeper conversations while we are getting our hair dried. I mean yesterday we talked for over an hour about how this skinny bitch needed to move out of our territory. God, it felt so good to talk about a skinny bitch behind their back again. And today we are going to make a casserole, and maybe even look for a new brand of cigarette, I dunno we’ll have to see if there is enough time.
Im done typing now. Be sure to tune in for all the juicy gossip. Melinda is planning on banging that fat bastard on their next date. Keep your fingers crossed.
